It’s Thursday, and doesn’t that sky look beautiful?
Well, you’re wrong.
It’s not beautiful. it’s horrible. Would you like to know why?
Because that sun is trying to melt us alive.
88 degrees before 6:00 AM…. See? It’s evil.
And those highs for the week? Pure evil.
So, a lot of news this week (aside from the sun trying to burn us off the face of the Earth).
The BF and I were both devastated that we missed what probably would have been our only chance to bring a red panda into our lives. If only we’d known… then we could have been there! (I thought you were supposed break free NEXT month! It’s ok, we’ll be there with the getaway vehicle next time, red panda!)
In other news, I saw this at the store and it BLEW MY MIND.
I know, your mind was just blown too. Is it just me or have there been more new cereal flavors released in the past year than in the last like 5 years combined? Not that I’m complaining…
I was strong the first time, “No, Natalie, you already have too much cereal at home.”
But then, they put it on sale, and all of my self-control immediately dissolved and next thing I knew it was strapped into my passenger seat.
I’m just kidding, I know cereal doesn’t need to wear a seatbelt. I’m not that crazy…
Next Thursday I’ll let you know how it is.
Also, there was this… It was even on sale, and I resisted!
Even though I really wanted to buy it. Like really really.
Like walked around Target petting it and talking to it… whispering sweet nothings into its ear… but then I put it back, because it seems like I should be able to whip my own peanut butter, right? Is it really that easy? I’m not sure, but I’ll find out.
Then, also at Target, I found this monstrosity, which may have been the worst food-related creation that I’ve seen in a long time.
Really, Yoplait? What is happening over there? “Women like cosmos, right? Let’s make yogurt that tastes like cosmos!” … I’m going to assume that a board of “brilliant” men came up with this idea.
Speaking of brilliant men, you must check out this video. I imagine BF would have a similar experience if he were trying to use a moby wrap (which I didn’t know was a thing before watching that video).
My BFF sent it to me and at first I was skeptical… but then I watched it like 248293482349 times so…. sorry, bestie, I never should have doubted you! (Honestly, I should really know better by now)
Let’s be honest here, he is MILES ahead of where I would be trying to use one…
On a related note, I just learned how to embed videos on here! We all learned together, aren’t you so happy? I’m sure you’re just as thrilled as I am. THIS MEANS SO MUCH FOR OUR FUTURE TOGETHER!
Also, the BF shared this amazing Craigslist ad for a (slightly used) yoga mat with me… It basically made my day the other day. It took my day from like a 2 to an 11. AN ELEVEN!
And since I started with red pandas, I feel like I should end with them too. Yet another reason why red pandas are the best animals ever:
I wish I could be that happy when I worked out – haha!
Have a great weekend, everyone! I’ll probably die of heat stroke… but if I don’t, I will be sure to make you all a wonderful post to read.
Or maybe I’ll make one and set it to auto-publish just in case…