thursday things – mystery doritos, blue tomatoes, and southwestern tabbouleh

It’s Thursday! What you are seeing above is a glorious pineapple-coconut margarita (aka: “Nectar of the Gods”) from Blanco Tacos & Tequila in Arizona. Thursdays are great margarita days, in case you didn’t know. Helps to take the edge off the week and prepare you for the weekend…

I tried all the new Doritos flavors and can confidently recommend that you save your dollars and not buy them. My notes are below – if you have tried them, please feel free to let me know your thoughts in the comments!

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Yellow has almost a honey-mustard flavor, but then it has lime. It is like sweet-salty-limey flavor that I am not quite sure what they are going for. The only thing I can think of that is sweet, salty, and limey is a margarita, but it doesn’t taste like a margarita. I did actually think of something else it could be the other night but I already forgot. Maybe they’re just going for “zesty lime” in which case they hit the nail on the head, I guess. If they were going for “Mountain Dew” (which the internet seems to think) then, sorry guys. You missed the target (you are slightly closer to the target if you were aiming for “salty Mountain Dew” lol). Red I would describe as “hot as f**k” with a hint of cheddar. Every flavor I would assume they were going for already exists (buffalo wing? hot sauce? tabasco? but they already have “Tapatio” Doitos so… I dunno…) I mean, it takes a LOT of heat for something to make my mouth uncomfortably hot but this one did the trick. Actually, it wasn’t so much my mouth that suffered but every bite sent the spicy powder into my sinuses which then tried to murder me from the inside. If you are into fiery murder, go for it. These are your chips. Blue is definitely a molé flavor – It’s a bit smokey, a bit spicy, and a bit chocolatey, but somehow the flavors combine and cancel each other out making them almost bland with a hint of lingering spice that builds as you continue eating them.

I also found a new favorite snack. They are crunchy and delicious and I can pretend they are good for me because they are made with lentils. I’ve also tried the wasabi ranch flavor (more wasabi than ranch) and the caesar flavor (not the best) and the “lightly salted” (which were also really good) but the tomato basil is my favorite. They are almost always on sale for super cheap at our grocery store so my curiosity finally got the better of me and I picked up a few.

lentil snaps

In other news…

All you dog people can EAT IT because this cat proves that they are just as effective as dogs are at protecting you

Dominique Ansel is at it again with nutella-filled cronut holes… because that’s necessary.

Trader Joes released their Top 25 Products from 2013 and I’ve purchased woefully few of them. Triple ginger snaps, I’m coming for you this weekend!

So apparently I can stop my search for pineberries and grow my own, along with some indigo tomatoes (did you know those were a thing?)…. if I can just conquer this awful curse of killing every plant I touch…. Seriously, I have the equivalent of a plant graveyard on the side of the house.

Confused about whether to use light or dark brown sugar? Serious Eats to the rescue (as usual) – I usually split the difference and use “Golden Brown” sugar… seems like a good choice, right ?

Arizona’s Restaurant Week is this week so if you’re local be sure to check out your options.

Also, when I made my quinoa tabbouleh the other day I also made a “southwest” version. Because I had cilantro and it sounded like fun. It’s basically the same recipe but swap cilantro for the parsley, swap lime for the lemon, and add some avocado. The “official” recipe is below but I stand by my “adjust to your own preferences” recommendation. The recipe is VERY forgiving.

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southwestern tabbouleh

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 15 minutes

Total Time: 25 minutes

Ingredients

    For quinoa
  • 1/2 c quinoa
  • 1/2 c water
  • 1 Tablespoon olive oil
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • For tabbouleh
  • 1 large or 2 small tomatoes, finely chopped
  • 3 Tablespoons olive oil, divided
  • 2 teaspoons fresh lime juice
  • 2 green onions, thinly sliced (or substitute one small shallot for more "pico" flavor)
  • 1 avocado, pitted and chopped
  • 4 cups cilantro, loosely packed
  • Salt & Pepper, to taste

Instructions

    Cook quinoa
  1. Heat 1 Tablespoon olive oil in a saucepan. Add quinoa and cook, stirring, until gently toasted. Add water (I use a 1:1 ratio of quinoa to water) and heat to a boil. Cook according to time stated on package directions. Fluff with a fork and set aside to cool.
  2. Make the tabbouleh
  3. Chop tomatoes and avocado to desired size and slice green onions (or shallots); set aside
  4. In a food processor, pulse cilantro leafs until finely-chopped but stop before it reaches a paste. Add a drizzle of olive oil and lime juice (sometimes I'll add my onion and tomato here too, just to chop them up a bit more) and pulse a couple seconds more to distribute.
  5. Transfer cilantro to a large bowl, add tomato, avocado, and green onions/shallot. Toss to combine.
  6. Add desired amount of quinoa, distributing evenly throughout.
  7. Salt and pepper to taste, refrigerate 30 minutes to allow flavors to mingle. Taste again and adjust seasoning as necessary.

Notes

You can adjust the rations of vegetables/herbs/quinoa to your liking. I usually don't use all of the quinoa but if you want to give yours more bulk, feel free!

This makes a great side or filling for taco night!

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7 thoughts on “thursday things – mystery doritos, blue tomatoes, and southwestern tabbouleh

  1. the problem with you trying all the doritos is now it makes ME want to do it; and i don’t even LIKE doritos, but i like weird flavors, so…but idk. honey mustard lime? ew. although the “hot as f*ck with a hint of cheddar” sounds like mr. table’s dream dorito.

    still love that cat kicking the dog to the curb. I’m considering a cat now for protection.

    that pineapple margarita? you need to duplicate that somehow and post the recipe like STAT (ie before memorial day? k?)

    saving that TJ’s list for later.

    pineberries! and since Missouri is like, Tomato Headquarters, i’ve seen purplish ones, but not like that tho. pretty!

    lentil snaps: i’ve seen those! i may grab some next time i’m out: i know stella always seems to enjoy lentil based things like crackers, etc.

    sw tabbouleh! totally appropriate for the weather, and also, it makes me happy. now let’s get cracking on that margarita, okay? cool.

    • Pineapple marg is totally on “the list” … the list is getting quite long now…. it’s like a pina colada margarita basically. And if that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right.

  2. I <3 that cat. I hope LC protects my baby that much…tho she's not allowed outside so it will have to be protection from intruders.

    • If snuggling can murder then Sophie will be a great protector… I guess I’ll just have to hope any intruders we have are severely allergic to cats? lol

  3. Indigo tomatoes?? I had no idea such a thing existed, and now I am angry I can’t try one right now. If our balcony had better, more consistent lighting I would go back to my favorite garden store to see if they had them but as it is, I’ll be lucky to grow the plants I currently have in my garden.

    True story: when I was in college as a food marketing major, in my new product development class my professor brought in a guy from a local/awesome snack foods company (one of the few that outsells Lay’s in its region) and we were able to taste-test various flavors that they were trying out, including apple-cinnamon potato chips and cheddar-salsa tortilla chips. (Both, surprisingly, were delicious.) What was really surprising, though, was finding out that their most successful new flavor launch in years had been when they did a salt and pepper potato chip a year or two prior–it’s a testament to the importance of good seasoning I suppose. I’ll definitely look out for the lentil chips–unconventional chips are always fun to try, and lentil chips could be quite tasty.

    • It’s like my life’s goal now to find an indigo tomato. WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? LIKE A NORMAL TOMATO? BUT IT’S SO RICH AND BLUE. Does it still have lycopene? so many questions…

      How funny that of all the crazy concoctions the companies make, it’s often the super simple (Salt & Pepper) flavors that end up winning? lol

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