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DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE – after a lifetime of eating Jif peanut butter they finally acknowledged my existence :) Of course, I’d love some free peanut butter but nothing will work just as well. For the record – the Cinnamon Jif tastes like Teddy Grahams and Maple tastes like deliciousness.

In case you haven’t heard, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are making their own cooking show.

Some disgruntled Pizza Roll purchasers inspired the most romantic love story ever (involving pizza rolls).

Oreo finally made a flavor that I have no desire to try.

Godzilla isn’t winning a gold medal for soccer anytime soon.

A college in Ohio has the first ever pizza vending machine.

Science has finally done something useful with itself by cracking the code to keep avocados green!

Will someone please tell me where I can find a cucamelon? Seriously. I need this in my life.

This fall, Starbucks will be offering almond milk in your pumpkin spice latte.

In case you need a new Twitter account follow, allow me to recommend 100% Goats, offering 200% goats 300% of the time!